Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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