they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
