Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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