The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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