she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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