I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Church boner. Awkwardddd
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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