I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
