marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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