so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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