Porn is love you can see.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My vagina is officially offended.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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