i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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