i just google imaged poop.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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