we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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