waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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