She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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