i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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