He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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