so explain again why im purple
no
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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