dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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