they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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