help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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