his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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