Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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