there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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