I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
