I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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