Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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