so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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