nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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