Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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