be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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