at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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