You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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