Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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