if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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