why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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