Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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