people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Those nachos came to me in a dream
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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