It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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