she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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