Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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