I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
