you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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