bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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