Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
4 words: hood of his car
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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