ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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