you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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