Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
