Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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