i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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